"Incident Details: At 9:20 pm on BJ #4 a customer gave you their 24 Karat card which you failed to read and acknowledge the guest by using their name. This is a violation of Rule #36 Unsatisfactory job performance. Failure to maintain acceptable standards of quality or quantity of work."
If I do it again, I could be fired.
If I do it again, I could be fired.


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Seriously, though. You did fuck up pretty badly. When a customer gives you his 24 Karat card, that's like a sacred trust. It's like giving a priest your confession. And you took that confession and you stomped all over it. How will that customer ever go to Heaven now? HOW????????